Joystiq http://www.joystiq.com Joystiq http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif Joystiq http://www.joystiq.com en-us Copyright 2008 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/JoystiqThe Joystiq Podcast combines insightful commentary on the week's video game news and culture with several disembodied, often spooky, voices. Voices may or may not belong to Chris Grant, Ludwig Kietzmann, Joystiq.com editors, or their guests. Spookiness not guaranteed where prohibited, please check local laws. More information available at www.joystiq.comSony unveils first-party PSP and PS3 release listhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/16/sony-first-party-psp-and-ps3-release-list/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/16/sony-first-party-psp-and-ps3-release-list/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/16/sony-first-party-psp-and-ps3-release-list/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Although this information has been reported on in one form or another, here's the condensed list of Sony's first-party titles coming out for PSP and PS3 in the foreseeable future:
Dates, titles and everything else are subject to change without warning. If it's LittleBigPlanet though, you'll probably hear quite a bit of whining from us first.
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Things that won't surprise you

April proved to be yet another lucrative month for the ol' gaming biz, with total industry sales reaching $1.23 billion, reports GameDaily. Software sales in particular grew to $654.7 million, an increase of 68% carried on the fine leather seats of Grand Theft Auto IV's recently stolen convertible. Rockstar's urban riffraff romp sold 2.85 million copies -- that's 1.85 million on Xbox 360 and 1 million on PS3 -- while Nintendo's Wii took the top spot in hardware sales. Mario Kart Wii, however, had to settle for second place.

Things that will surprise you

It was a photo finish for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, but the photographers had likely packed up and left for the day by the time the steeds reached the finish line. Selling 188K and 187.1K units respectively, the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 were thoroughly bested by the systems that didn't have GTA IV. We'd feel a bit silly if we were them.

- Wii: 714.2K 6.8K (0.94%)
- DS: 414.8K 283.2K (40.6%)
- PSP: 192.7K 104.3K (35.1%)
- Xbox 360: 188K 74K (28.2%)
- PS3: 187.1K 69.9K (27.2%)
- PS2: 124.4K 91.6K (42.4%)

You'll find the top ten in software sales after the break.

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]]>BreakingNewsGTAIVMario-Kart-WiiMicrosoftNintendoNPDRockstarSony2008-05-15T19:45:00+00:00PSN Thursday: Secret Agent Clank PSP demohttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/15/psn-thursday-secret-agent-clank-psp-demo/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/15/psn-thursday-secret-agent-clank-psp-demo/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/15/psn-thursday-secret-agent-clank-psp-demo/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Well, PS3 owners don't really have much to look forward to this week from the PSN update, but those with a PSP can try out the new Secret Agent Clank demo. Maybe we spoke too soon, some people might be interested in the Rocketmen expansion or the Dragon Ball Z demo. Don't forget that new echochrome levels are now available, although it isn't technically part of the PSN update, it seems worth mentioning here. Find the full NA update after the break.

The European PSN update is happily posted in the town square over at PS3 Fanboy.

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]]>psnpsn-storepsn-thursdaysecret-agent-clank2008-05-15T18:30:00+00:00New monster-fied screens, videos from Hellboy: Science of Evilhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/15/new-monster-fied-screens-from-hellboy-science-of-evil/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/15/new-monster-fied-screens-from-hellboy-science-of-evil/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/15/new-monster-fied-screens-from-hellboy-science-of-evil/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


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Second only to falling on his rear in front of colossal beasts, Hellboy is best when he's digging his demonic fist into smaller creatures. Check out these new Hellboy: Science of Evil screens for more punching goodness. Hellboy is coming June 24 on PlayStation 3, PSP and Xbox 360.
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]]>hellboyhellboy-science-of-evilkonamikonami-gamers-night-20082008-05-15T17:15:00+00:00LucasArts planning demo for The Force Unleashedhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/12/lucasarts-planning-demo-for-the-force-unleashed/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/12/lucasarts-planning-demo-for-the-force-unleashed/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/12/lucasarts-planning-demo-for-the-force-unleashed/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


Speaking to VideoGamer, The Force Unleashed Xbox 360 and PS3 producer, Cameron Suey, has said that LucasArts is planning a demo of the highly anticipated stormtrooper torture sim, just in case there are some weirdos out there who aren't sold on playing as Darth Vader. "I'm not certain about the specifics, but we definitely want to get this game out into people's hands," said Suey. "There are people who are excited about it, who are going to play it right away, whether they play it (the demo) or not."

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed hits, chokes and levitates just about every platform in the galaxy on September 16th in the United States, September 17th in Southeast Asia and Australia, and September 19th in Europe.
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]]>DemoLucasartsStar-WarsStar-Wars-The-Force-UnleashedThe-Force-UnleashedTheForceUnleashed2008-05-12T21:00:00+00:00Japanese hardware sales, April 28 - May 4: Mothers in gaming editionhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/japanese-hardware-sales-april-28-may-4-mothers-in-gaming-edi/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/japanese-hardware-sales-april-28-may-4-mothers-in-gaming-edi/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/japanese-hardware-sales-april-28-may-4-mothers-in-gaming-edi/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,


As today is a nationally recognized day of matronly appreciation, I thought it appropriate to recognize some of the prevalent mama's in video gaming in this edition of the JHS. No, not the real-life mothers of game industry icons, though we certainly appreciate the progenial contributions that Mrs. Molyneux and Miyamoto-san have made to the planet -- we're talking about the digital mommies of our favorite video game characters.

So here's to you, Jenova. You may not have carried Sephiroth in your extraterrestrial womb (birthing that Masamune-wielding badass would have been truly uncomfortable), but here at Joystiq HQ, we count test-tube babies as actual human beings. Also, kudos to the minigun-toting Barret Wallace. Despite being of the male persuasion, Barret did have a daughter, and was, in fact, a baaaaaad mother (shut yo' mouth)! I'm only talking about Barret! (We can dig it.)

Then, of course, is the quintessential "Mom" from the Pokémon series. Provider of running shoes, setter of date and time, and in certain installments, banker -- Pokémom is certainly the most useful parent ever featured in any gaming franchise. However, there's something to be said of the biomechanical oversight provided by Metroid's Mother Brain. Many mothers have trouble managing one household -- this encapsulated vixen keeps tabs on an entire planet.

As you find yourself awash in the emerald glow of the following upward-pointers, why not take a moment to share your appreciation for your favorite digital maternal unit -- and then, of course, your own female progenitor. You know she worries.

- PSP: 100,870 8,459 (9.15%)
- Wii: 71,158 22,722 (46.57%)
- DS Lite: 52,542 10,107 (23.82%)
- PS3: 10,177 1,070 (11.75%)
- PS2: 8,802 1,694 (23.83%)
- Xbox 360: 1,725 442 (34.45%)

[Source: Media Create]

See: The matronly archives
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]]>japanese-hardware-sa...japanesehardwaresales2008-05-11T21:30:00+00:00XSEED inks Marvelous deal, Valhalla Knights II confirmedhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/09/xseed-inks-marvelous-deal-valhalla-knights-ii-confirmed/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/09/xseed-inks-marvelous-deal-valhalla-knights-ii-confirmed/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/09/xseed-inks-marvelous-deal-valhalla-knights-ii-confirmed/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Sometimes one set of hands just isn't enough to bring games stateside. At least, that's the thinking over at niche game publisher XSEED, which just signed a co-publishing deal with Harvest Moon virtuoso Marvelous Entertainment. The pair note that the agreement will help let Marvelous set up shop here in the US, while XSEED will help localize "key" titles from the Japanese studio.

While the news makes us think that we'll soon be up to our eyeballs in farming sims, XSEED has only thus far confirmed that it will help localize Valhalla Knights II, though the companies note that additional game announcements will follow shortly. The sequel to last year's PSP action RPG Valhalla Knights is expected to ship this fall, with XSEED marketing guru Ken Berry stating belief that the game "will help to set the quality standard high for all future games coming out of this deal." That's certainly a lofty expectation for a sequel to a game that was largely panned by critics last year.
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]]>harvest-moonharvestmoonmarvelousmarvelous-entertainm...marvelous-interactivevalhalla-knightsvalhalla-knights-2valhallaknightsvalhallaknights2xseed2008-05-09T17:30:00+00:00GameFly opens distribution center in Austin, Texashttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/gamefly-opens-distribution-center-in-austin-texas/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/gamefly-opens-distribution-center-in-austin-texas/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/gamefly-opens-distribution-center-in-austin-texas/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


GameFly has opened a new distribution center in Austin, Texas, and will begin sending out its first shipments tomorrow. Over the coming months, the new location will ramp up support for Texas and surrounding states slowly (just like other centers) while GameFly works out the kinks.

We first got word of the Austin site last summer, and a couple of months later we also got tipped off to the Tampa distribution center, which has since opened. With any luck, the opening of this fourth distribution center will cut down on the wait times for customers around the country.
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]]>gamefly2008-05-08T22:00:00+00:00Sony launches PSP headset with remote for Skypehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/sony-launches-psp-headset-with-remote-for-skype/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/sony-launches-psp-headset-with-remote-for-skype/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/sony-launches-psp-headset-with-remote-for-skype/#commentsFiled under:

Sony has announced the release -- finally! -- of the PSP headset with remote control, ideal for your handheld Skype yammering. The headset is currently available at Amazon and GameStop for the MSRP of $30 and buy.com for $20. The headset was originally due out last month for $20; it launched in Japan mid-March.

For help on how to get the headset working with your PSP-2000 (sorry, early adopters, it doesn't work with older models), check out PSP Fanboy's official guide.

[Via PSP Fanboy]
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]]>headsetpsp-headsetskype2008-05-08T15:55:00+00:00Rumor: Daxter and Wipeout Pulse porting to PS2http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/rumor-daxter-and-wipeout-pulse-porting-to-ps2/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/rumor-daxter-and-wipeout-pulse-porting-to-ps2/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/08/rumor-daxter-and-wipeout-pulse-porting-to-ps2/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


French site Jeuxvideo.fr states that PSP games Daxter and Wipeout Pulse are being ported to the PS2. The story seems probable considering how many PSP to PS2 ports there have been, but at this time it's an unconfirmed rumor.

Given the history of high-profile PSP games like R&C: Size Matters and the GTAs being ported to the the PS2, we have to wonder if GoW: Chains of Olympus and Secret Agent Clank will make the leap at some point; the Chains of Olympus port rumor is already old news.

[Via PSP Fanboy]
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]]>daxterportwipeout-pulsewipeoutpulse2008-05-08T13:57:00+00:00Today in Joystiq: May 6, 2008http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/06/today-in-joystiq-may-6-2008/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/06/today-in-joystiq-may-6-2008/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/06/today-in-joystiq-may-6-2008/#commentsFiled under: ,

Our friends at the PS Fanboy blogs have been covering the PlayStation Day event for you to gawk at -- go ahead, have a look. Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
The best of WoW Insider: April 29-May 6, 2008
Joyswag: Win a DS with your songwriting skills!
Joyswag: Win Grand Theft Auto IV on your platform of choice [Day 4]
Liveblog: PS3 Fanboy live at PlayStation Day 2008
New Games This Month: May 2008

News
Audiosurf gets a free, audioscrobblin' update
UK Pub Deep Silver to bring S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky to North America
Pachter expects 2008 to be 'significantly better' for Midway
Killzone 2 dated February 2009
Social networking sites as market research for games
LittleBigPlanet slated for October
See Mirror's Edge in PlayStation Day footage
Take-Two sues Chicago Transit for pulling GTA IV ads
Some Rock Band tracks to go on sale this month
GTA IV is new king of Xbox Live hill
New CFO at Infogrames (Atari v2.0)
Wii Fit sells out on Amazon, 2.5 units sold every minute
Gran Turismo 5 competition will put winners in a real race
Source: Uncharted optioned for movie adaptation
Colbert none too pleased about loss to Miyamoto
Notes from THQ fiscal 2008 Q4 and year end results conference call
GTA IV sells 926,000 units first week in UK
Motorstorm 2 = Motorstorm: Pacific Rift
Siren goes episodic with 'Blood Curse'
EA Sports unveils 'Freestyle' brand
Yawn: Ubisoft bringing Protöthea to WiiWare
Blizzard store relaunched with digital downloads

Culture & Community
Kongregate to bring its service to Facebook
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]]>dailyrecap2008-05-06T23:59:00+00:00Liveblog: PS3 Fanboy live at PlayStation Day 2008http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/06/liveblog-ps3-fanboy-live-at-playstation-day-2008/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/06/liveblog-ps3-fanboy-live-at-playstation-day-2008/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/06/liveblog-ps3-fanboy-live-at-playstation-day-2008/#commentsFiled under: ,


Our chums at PS3 Fanboy are in attendance at Sony's PlayStation Day 2008 event in lovely, old London, liveblogging all the goodies straight into your browsers. If you want to read up-to-the-minute coverage, hit up PS3 Fanboy. It's starting ... NOW!
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]]>breakingnewsLiveblogPlayStation-Day-2008PS3-Fanboy2008-05-06T11:17:00+00:00Secret Agent Clank bolts into stores June 17http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/secret-agent-clank-bolts-into-stores-june-17/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/secret-agent-clank-bolts-into-stores-june-17/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/secret-agent-clank-bolts-into-stores-june-17/#commentsFiled under: ,


The PlayStation Blog reveals that the PSP's Secret Agent Clank will infiltrate retail beginning June 17. PSP Fanboy recently posted several new videos of the game, including scenes of Cpt. Qwark's gameplay.

Fans of the Ratchet & Clank universe who don't own a PSP might not have to worry about missing out on this game as long as they have a PS2 or backwards-compatible PS3. If Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters is any indication, Secret Agent Clank could sneak onto the PS2 as a port sometime in the relative future.
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]]>secret-agent-clanksecretagentclank2008-05-05T21:00:00+00:00New games this week: Boom Blox editionhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/new-games-this-week-boom-blox-edition/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/new-games-this-week-boom-blox-edition/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/new-games-this-week-boom-blox-edition/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


After the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Kart Wii, this week's release of Boom Blox completes a hat-trick of really solid recent Wii releases (or, as we like to call it, the "Sorry You Can't Play GTA IV 3-Pack"). Perhaps even more so than the previous two, Boom Blox seems to be an experience perfectly suited to the console, despite the opportunities for it to go elsewhere.

The other big two are (by far) getting the shorter end of the stick this week, with nothing on the Xbox 360 and just the Call of Duty 4: Game of the Year edition on PS3. Check out the full list after the break.
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]]>boom-bloxnewgames2008-05-05T09:00:00+00:00Double Euro PSN update next weekhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/double-euro-psn-update-next-week/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/double-euro-psn-update-next-week/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/double-euro-psn-update-next-week/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


The European PSN will receive two updates next week due to the PlayStation Day press event being held in London. The two updates will occur on Tuesday and Thursday, and we've also placed what is known to be part of these updates after the break.

We contacted Sony America to find out if it had any special update plans for next week and we were told it would be business as usual. Check out PS3 Fanboy's coverage of PlayStation Day next week.

[Via PS3 Fanboy]

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]]>playstation-daypsnpsn-storepsn-thursday2008-05-02T19:35:00+00:00Whip it real good, Lego Indiana Jones site now livehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-real-good-lego-indiana-jones-site-now-live/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-real-good-lego-indiana-jones-site-now-live/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-real-good-lego-indiana-jones-site-now-live/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,


The Lego Indiana Jones website is now live and features a little "treasure hunt" game where users search for riches and can then "purchase" wallpapers, avatars and coloring sheets. There's also the standard stuff like a community forum and screenshots, along with the trailer for the game.

A downloadable demo should be available for PC on May 13 (also available on the movie DVDs) and we're not finding any information on a console demo, but that doesn't mean there won't be one. Lego Indy begins beating up Nazis random cult members at retail June 3.
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]]>Indiana-Joneslegolego-indiana-joneslegoindianajoneslucasartstravellers-tales2008-05-01T12:30:00+00:00R-Type Command to include R-9 collectiblehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/01/r-type-command-to-include-r-9-collectible/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/01/r-type-command-to-include-r-9-collectible/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/01/r-type-command-to-include-r-9-collectible/#commentsFiled under: , ,


If you're looking forward to the upcoming May 6 release of R-Type Command for the PSP, but are wondering where to pick it up, Atlus USA might have just made the decision a tad easier. The company has announced that for a "very limited" time those who buy the game from GameStop, Amazon.com, GameCrazy, EB Games Canada, and other select retailers will be able to take home a free plastic miniature replica of the game's R-9 spacecraft, which we imagine to be perfect for keeping your desktop safe from the Bydo Empire.
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]]>atlusatlus-usaatlususairemr-typer-type-commandrtype2008-05-01T09:15:00+00:00Zero Punctuation takes on the God of Warhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/30/zero-punctuation-takes-on-the-god-of-war/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/30/zero-punctuation-takes-on-the-god-of-war/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/30/zero-punctuation-takes-on-the-god-of-war/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee isn't content with taking on just God of War: Chains of Olympus this week. No, he takes on the whole bloody franchise. What we end up getting is almost four minutes of Yahtzee admitting that he's nitpicking and that the series helps give us relief from our 9 8:30 to 5 6 (with a half-hour lunch break) lives. The trademark Yahtzee anger just isn't there in this review, but considering it was overflowing in last week's Smash Bros. piece, an easing of tension might be good for a week.

This week's NSFW review eviscerating God of War: Chains of Olympus can be found after the break.

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]]>escapistgod-of-wargod-of-war-chains-of-olympusgodofwaryahtzeezero-punctuationzeropunctuation2008-04-30T16:00:00+00:00Canada getting PSN price adjustment due to strong currencyhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/30/canada-getting-psn-price-adjustment-due-to-strong-currency/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/30/canada-getting-psn-price-adjustment-due-to-strong-currency/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/30/canada-getting-psn-price-adjustment-due-to-strong-currency/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Sony just sent out a press release stating on May 1 there'll be a price adjustment for Canadian PlayStation Store customers in response to the strengthening Canadian dollar. The prices will be adjusted in phases prior to the regularly scheduled update.

Although it wasn't in the press release, we spoke with Sony and have been told that the adjustment will lead to "price parity" between the United States and Canada. Meaning that something which costs $5 USD in the US PSN will cost $5 CDN in Canada. Enjoy the equality, Canada.
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]]>psnpsn-storepsn-thursdaysony2008-04-30T12:00:00+00:00New games this week: Grand Theft Auto IV editionhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/28/new-games-this-week-grand-theft-auto-iv-edition/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/28/new-games-this-week-grand-theft-auto-iv-edition/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/28/new-games-this-week-grand-theft-auto-iv-edition/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , , ,


Yeah, so, big surprise, right? Grand Theft Auto IV is the biggest release of the (first half of) the year and it's our featured game this week. But if you like the digit "3" to stay far, far away from your console name, fear not: There's good stuff for you as well with Mario Kart Wii and Iron Man (which looks like it may not be terrible) also being released.

See what other non-hooker-beating-related wonders await you after the break.

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